Well, yesterday was magazine day, but when Greg got there last week's People was still on the shelf, and the new ones were still on the floor behind the register. So I went back today to pick it up, and the old one's are still on the shelf. I asked one of the clerks in my terrible Spanish, Where is this week's People? She pointed to the cover of the old one and said, This is it. I explained that I'd bought that issue last week. She looked at me like, well, whatcha gonna do? They have an awful lot of them left; are they trying to clear them out? Why am I denied my crass pop culture fix?!